Promote

Not everyone is comfortable openly talking with friends, neighbors, and co-workers about this important issue. Though we all face the “Terrible Tuesdays” together, we often do so on our own, fearing we are the only ones affected in this horrendous way. How long, O Lord, must we suffer this indignity alone?

The answer: only until you buy some of our attractive and utilitarian Tuesday Haters Club product. As a charitable support foundation, all of the prices in our store are at cost and no profit is made. We feel that strongly about this cause and your need to garner support for yourself and for those around you who suffer in silence.

Therefore, knowing that there is no better way to proliferate a grassroots movement than to create consumable product for the derelict masses, we present to you the official Tuesday Haters Club Store.

Not economically inclined?

Me neither. But don’t let that stop you from supporting the THC in other free, ghetto-tastic ways, such as:

  • Join the official Tuesday Haters Club Facebook Group, and invite others in need of our important services.
  • Contribute any photo or graphic that either captures the blight and sorrow of Tuesday, or your warm and loving thoughts toward this club, by uploading them as usual to Flickr and tagging your photos “tuesdayhater” for instant inclusion in our web site galleries. You can also view the full gallery here.
  • Discourage anyone and everyone you know from using Twitter or patronizing any other organization with a living bird in its name or official insignia.

For the truly dedicated…

Every now and then, particularly when a waxing crescent moon coincides with Leap Day, a person so passionately embraces and extends our organizational ideals that a new branch movement may be created. If you have the special stuff required to start your own local Tuesday Haters Club campaign, you can apply today.

For inspiration, you may view the list of current Tuesday Haters Club campaigns.