Please enjoy this list of Tuesday Haters Club campaigns, past and present. We rely on the local efforts of these prestigious, haphazard organizations of individual Tuesday Haters to continue to make this international campaign the rousing success that it is.
thc:tubbins (Flagship Campaign)
The original and mighty Tuesday Haters Club is where it all began during that fateful summer of 2006. Through the visionary leadership of Founder & CEO Kevin, Co-Founder Kate, Thursday Commiserator Jennee, Director of Mascot Relations Lydia, and Tuesday Mint Coordinator Alyssa, a new season was born in which we didn’t have to put up with this calendar degradation alone anymore.
It was also through the infamy of the original Tubbins branch that Mardi the Tuesday Cow rose to become our mascot, and the 3 Pillars became the cornerstone of our Tuesday Hating activism and prophesy.
Inauguration Date: July 2006 (ish)
Current Status: In Diaspora
3 Pillars: Hug a Child, Plant a Tree, Shoot a Bird
thc:chicago
When our beloved founder relocated from a house on a field in New York to the far-reaching urbs of Chicago, he of course brought his Tuesday Hating with him. Through a slow process of advanced communication techniques including perception checking and avoiding fallacious argumentation, a new campaign was soon started as like-minded individuals began to band together under the beloved THC banner. Since hugging a child can lead to arrest, and there is no lawn on which to plant trees, and handguns are not permitted within city limits, the 3 Pillars had to be adjusted to urban life… but the same heartfelt hatred of Tuesday and all it contains carries on.
Also Known As: Tuesday Lunch Meeting (meets each Wednesday @5pm)
Inauguration Date: January 2009 (ish)
Current Status: Hyperactive
3 Pillars: Hug a Transient, Plant a Weed, Kick a Pigeon
