Dear Miss Worden, esteemed but perhaps reluctant representative of the Chicago Metro T.H.C.,
Following extensive internal review as standard operating procedure of the central operations committee of the office of CEO for public relations and internal affairs and financial audits, it has come to our attention through various focus groups and sensitivity seminars and trust falls that as the token female of our group of misfits constituting the burgeoning anti-Tuesday underclass conspiracy movement, your unique perspective and contributions to our cause (in which you so passionately share) are highly valued by this office and the organization at large.
For that, you get a postcard. Enjoy.
Kevin Davis
CEO
The above note documents the awkward transition from fellow Tuesday Hater to (quite later) husband and wife.
In time, as this kind of struggling movement toward love became less obfuscated:
“Dani Worden” is no more, but I’m so happy we met – I can’t imagine a world hating Tuesdays without you by my side for as long as God gives us life. And Tuesdays. For better or for worse. <3
