As seasoned Tuesday Haters all know, Monday is not a great day. That is, unless you live in New Zealand.
Our fine friends at the New Zealand Herald reported a dramatic finding this week that Monday is in fact the second happiest day of the week. Unfortunately, we are unable to endorse this study due to the fact that the so-called “research” was carried out via analysis of Twitter activity, an online social networking service that we stand violently opposed to due to their flagrant living bird branding (we also use bird branding, but our bird is appropriately dead), and also because they suggest that the lowest day of the week is actually Wednesday. But at least, they take the blame from Monday where it is undeserved. While a Tuesday Hater is not a Monday Lover, we do share some common enemies. Er, goals.
Unfortunately, much like having a ticket for a flight to Wellington, you’re either on the flight or you missed it. But at least the NZH made an effort.
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